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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

Comments

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:06

# 9 that was perfect!! :)

rachybubbles 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:07

Lol #16 I think the rest of us are talking about 'grown up' relationships..

bribri1992 0

Friday 8 April 2011 15:46

lol

loserninja 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:07

Oh wow, sucks to be you. FYL

Schumy0724 4

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:08

That's ****** up

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:11

12, that is totally untrue. It sounds like you just have a horrible taste in women. For me, if a guy treats me bad, I dump his sorry ass. OP, that really sucks. Look on the bright side - at least you found out now and you won't waste anymore time on the *****. And you learned not to lie. I mean, yeah, she definately shouldn't have cheated on you, but what if she would have made other plans? Would you expect her to just drop everything because you lied about your availability?That's kind of rude..

IPityTheFool 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:19

Well her other plans shouldn't be a **** buddy...anyways would you be angry at a bf if he did that to you minus the him showing up and you with another guy half naked? I'm not gay but that's a sweet thing to do for a girl

ChristineAnn58 8

Friday 6 July 2012 4:01

Ignorant bitch

westzac 7

Friday 9 May 2014 21:16

She cheated, if that counts as making plans then thats pretty ****** up

gcristina17 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:11

haha wow...life's a bitch. apparently, so is your girl

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:12

Why are so many people answering the door in the underwear? Why do guys keep surprising their girlfriends this way? Nothing ever seems to go right when guys or girls decide to do this for the other. Are we all missing something? I can understand her doing other things on her birthday, but seriously.