Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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1jordan1 11

At least you didn't end up spooning some random guy she decided to cheat on you with.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

At least she didn't call you by a different name. You're also lucky she doesn't keep a gun in the nightstand drawer. (Yeah, yeah, I know, "Do not fire unless you are certain of your target and what is behind it", but people don't always go by the rules.)

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hipposrock101 6

Could've been worse, could have caught her in bed with someone :P

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TogeBara 12

Not sayin' you deserved it, but YDI

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hunteryager 18

There's a button for that...

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JRSOne 5

I know that sounds like a romantic notion but it also seems like a way to see if she's cheating. IMO but atleast you just physically hurt and not mentally lol

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kee_breezy32 34

I wonder what OP's wife did when she figured out it was her husband?

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paintballwarrior 20

You shoulda woken her up first

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mollyjynxjax 28

Am I the only one who expected him to find her with someone else after he said he returned early?

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CAJustise 9

Your wife is AWSOME! Congratulations!!

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Happy_Tortuga 10

Well a least you know your wife is a ninja

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