Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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alfred07 18

Are intruders known for their spooning?

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Wakachulak 22

Yup, that actually is the opening move for some rapists

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DustyLyn1 9

At least you know she's ready. And not cheating.

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meherm 11

When I first started reading this I thought it would end up with her having an affair. Glad that wasnt the case! Also your wife is badass

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Poetaster 10

Well.. At least the pitty sex will be Great!

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arsenicalhumor 30

There could be a bright side to this, even though it sucks right now- if there was an intruder, he'd be ****** up!

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emchocolat_fml 25

Hey, that's good! I'd be more worried if she just snuggled towards you without checking who you were. She's faithful and she can defend herself. Good going.

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2ru 14

That's a good strong woman. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall.

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mrtonyanderson 20

You came home and she wasn't cheating, and she has self defence skills. She's a keeper.

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