Heavy sleeper
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She didn't expect you to be home yet, and she feels someone crawling into bed with her - What did you expect her to think?
you did ask for it
What a great wife! Defending the castle while you're gone.
Good girl!
Yeah, I probably should have seen it coming. Between her older brothers and me, she can hold her own. And yes, my wife is pretty awesome.
That's some quick reflexes from your wife. But now your prank may have some serious consequences, because if she's attacked from behind, first thing she'll think will be "Maybe it's my silly hubby again." and only then she'll think "Oh wait, it cannot be him because he's over there." and only then she'll move to defend herself, by which time it may already be too late! You've just costed your wife that precious fragment of a second that often makes all the difference in life-and-death situations. YDI does not even begin to describe it!!!
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At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back
At least she's not having an affair?