Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 303
You deserved it 26 914

Same thing different taste

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At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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She didn't expect you to be home yet, and she feels someone crawling into bed with her - What did you expect her to think?

Epikouros 31

She didn't really think you were an intruder, she was just annoyed that she had to tell her lover to hide in the closet when she heard you coming.

What a great wife! Defending the castle while you're gone.

lifeofpie25 16

well atleast she didnt take another name

nikkee_05 4

hey at least u know she would fight against someone else trying to get I to ur bed. :) silver lining!

good_aim 3

Yeah, I probably should have seen it coming. Between her older brothers and me, she can hold her own. And yes, my wife is pretty awesome.

1jordan1 11

That's so sweet I love when guys say cool things about their wives these days everyone is getting cheated on or they are miserable in the relationship and everyone gets divorced. I love when guys truly love and care for their wife.

theyreafteryou 5

That's some quick reflexes from your wife. But now your prank may have some serious consequences, because if she's attacked from behind, first thing she'll think will be "Maybe it's my silly hubby again." and only then she'll think "Oh wait, it cannot be him because he's over there." and only then she'll move to defend herself, by which time it may already be too late! You've just costed your wife that precious fragment of a second that often makes all the difference in life-and-death situations. YDI does not even begin to describe it!!!

caligirllife 11

That sucks. But hey I'd rather have that than be cheated on