Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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jessica53139 10

At least you know she can protect herself while your gone

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spikekutter 9

i thought the fml was going to say that he showed up in the wrong house..

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erict129 2

Atleast there wasn't someone else in the bed with her.

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Ratstroke 9

Shes a master of the sleeping tiger style, didnt you know?

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MuseFan1991 14

good on your wife for defending herself! id do the same in her situation id like to think

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schambers23 4

And at least she was alone in bed

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rhevenge 19

well you don't have to worry about her!

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buddy51 23

Good thing she didn't use grammaw's bloody pool cue on you! But seriously, OP, sneaking up on someone who's sleeping and assuming the position definitely earns you a great big YDI along with the serious beat down she gave you....!!!

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Wakachulak 22

If OP got it up after a kick to the sack, then these two are the definition of "made for each other"!

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vintaqe 28

Nothing wrong with some rough lovin'

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cha2010chi 10

well at least you know she can woops some ass if someone did break in.

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