Sleep and Health: Hoarding it for himself

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Hoarding it for himself

By sleeplessinID - 15/08/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML

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By royalscenery - 27/10/2010 21:58 - Canada

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

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By Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden

Today, I reached a total of 3 doctors, 1 therapist, 1 psychiatrist, and 5 prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML

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justthatonekid 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:14

It does suck, but your dad is right. I'm an insomniac and my doctor prescribed me Lunesta... it's great... I can sleep and whatnot; however, if I don't take it, I CAN'T sleep. Sleeping pill dependance is a real problem. Try exercising to wear yourself our or some other non-sleeping pill options or talk to your doctor... not really a true FML but I know the feeling very well. :/

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:26

Ok, those things may help normal people with sleepless nights, but, as an insomniac, I can tell you that those things don't help. We have a real problem that can't simply be reversed by changing our nightly routine.

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ToddSpald 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:36

He's a good father. Abeans is a killer...

liecake 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:08

That happened to me, too! My mother wouldn't let me get medication for my Sensory Integration Disorder, while her boyfriend downed pills for his ADD. sucks, doesn't it?

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:04

What a hypocrite

sunny0718_fml 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:11

My dad feels the same way about my insomnia and arthritis.

RAUN 8

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:31

Do something so noisy every hour that he wakes and gives you one of his Ambien just to knock you out. Or you could take one of his while he is asleep. Or you could try some over the counter med that has drowsiness as a side effect.

lalamike25 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 3:32

Addicted to sleep?

beeloved16 0

Monday 2 January 2012 11:07

Being an insomniac sucks doesn't it? Try falling into a dreamless sleep on new years then THE NIGHT AFTER, still being up at 4...just read a history book dude.

nbrenner 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:08

Weed!

the_lololagist 11

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:15

have you ever tried melatonin? it's over-the-counter and it's a natural chemical that already exists in your brain that helps relax you and put you to sleep. i don't think it's addictive, or /as/ addictive as most sleeping pills, so you could try it :)