Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

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xAttackAttackx 25

...how big was the hole?

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massnerder420 4

This sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Dont worry OP youre not alone.

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nofearjenshere 12

Thats an... interesting form of ************.

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nashster2 1

My brother was doing that and I was on the other side of the wall so I poked it with a pin

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kg163401 0

.......you had to study this situation entirely too hard

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mauguster 15

One who has holes in their walls? And too much free time to think

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BigSlingin 0

Damn that would like... Hurt.

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Feverrotes 15

Ahh yes, I remember this one time, my girlfriend got grounded and I had to drill a hole through her bedroom wall to get my pecker in. That was one fine BJ.... (...she was 18 so STFU...)

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o76923 8

How was an exterior wall thin enough to allow that?

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Feverrotes 15

When a man is determined to accomplish something, nothing is impossible.

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RedPillSucks 31

Are you sure it was your girlfriend on the other side? (choices: Mom, Dad, Dog)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lmao at #77! It is kind of presumptuous to believe that if you blindly cram your meat through a hole in the wall that it Will be your girlfriend! Mom, dad, dog? Damn, why disclude the vacuum cleaner, the visiting weird uncle or the challenged older brother since we now have a list? Brutal! :) (Of course, that was if I really believed the glory hole fantasy "Driller" here has shared with us. No offense friend, but if you could get away with that, why wouldn't she just open the window and have an actual affectionate moment or conversation or even a kiss or something?) :)

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vballcutie08 6

what about the people driving by her house... "oh that guy just has his pants down & is smashed up against the side of the house, it's no biggie, happens all the time around here!" Uhhh...what? Haha

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Petunia888 13

Maybe he was her brother in the room next to hers. O_o

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lol at #95! nice! And #125....the more I think about it....the more that would make sense....in a disturbing....way.... ;( Ick.

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