How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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revidffum69 22

I'm guessing they are young. I used to feel awkward knowing my girlfriend(s) were using them. Now it is a turn on to see how hot it makes them. Let him use it on you... I will, if he won't!

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Way to be creepy, rev.

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bhou56 7

You could have asked him after if he wanted a "threesome"

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engineerosaurus 26

Where do people find these dipshits? Yikes.

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olpally 32

A vibrator is meant to spice up the sex life of relationships, isn't it? What an idiot.

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clrichmond2009 24

no worries. your vibrator is probably better in the sack than he was anyway.

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hazardmuffin 21

Does this mean by boyfriend has been cheating on me with his hand this whole time?!

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perdix 29

Explain to him that you'll always need a real man of flesh and blood in your life. Who the hell else is supposed to go get fresh batteries without you having to put on pants?

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GamerGriffin 10

hahahaha thats the best thing ive heard xD

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AshaaFerreira 22

Or eat all the food in the refrigerator in one day!

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kayteakay 26

Or leave it's dirty socks on the floor.

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