How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 558
You deserved it 17 228
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Either he was embaressed by his lack in performance or it was just an excuse to break up. I'd say he has some insecurity issues, which is why he shouldnt be dating you in the first place!

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revolution4ever 14

He probably felt like he isn't good enough if you had to resort to a vibrator. Or he's a loser and was looking for a way out anyway and picked the dumbest reason he could.

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chanelvander 7

It's got nothing to do with being good enough. As one poster above said, sometimes people need their own experiences. When guys (or girls) watch **** it isn't because their significant other isn't attractive enough for them, it's just another experience.

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crystalnight 19

That's just as bad as women that say watching **** is cheating.

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Sputnikspak 13

That's a ****** up double standard. I bet ex-boyfriend looked at **** during the course of their relationship.

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sassy2085 16

Don't worry your vibrator will keep you company.

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unlucky_lucy 17

Well I hope you didn't name the vibrator... Or decided to use it instead of having sex with him because I would understand why he left you if you did that

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wingedangel123 8

Yes, yes you are.

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HumanWiki 8

I'm male and I could care less. Guess it's ok for him to use his hands though on himself.

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dawnimus 21

*couldn't care less. "could care less" makes no sense!

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1lowscort 8

Actually, could care less makes perfect sense. Just not in the application it is generally used in.

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gary3768 13

If he had just opened his mind things could have got really fun because he could have used it on you and y'all had lots of fun lol

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sassy2085 16

Well tell him he is cheating on you with mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

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