Money and Work: How very dare you?

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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You deserved it 3 183

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 335

By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 081

You deserved it 2 623

By Not Worth a Lunch - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United States - Durham

Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 600

You deserved it 2 546

By DietKelp - 23/10/2015 10:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 583

You deserved it 2 033

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 799

You deserved it 35 785

By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 715

You deserved it 2 354

By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 860

You deserved it 2 051

By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 040

You deserved it 74 947

By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 771

You deserved it 3 710

By Worky Workerton - 22/09/2016 17:14 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 804

You deserved it 858

SweetJTBR 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 9:07

Man I am sure you can explain to him that you were just trying to be nice. If he still doesn't believe you then, good luck finding a new job! Hopefully things will work out for you!

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 9:10

People are getting more and more jumpy and sensitive these days... As they say, kindness is seldom rewarded.

Comments

2RaRa25 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 15:07

Well, I think since he fired you, you can claim unemployment. It comes out of his pocket. That totally sucks though. It sounds like you're lucky you don't work with him anymore.

bjf10 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:49

Your boss should pay for your lunch once in a while, not the other way around!

noisebox 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:55

Where do these bosses come from on FML another planet, are they shape shifting reptilians?

kitkatkit 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:21

OP sounds like a **** up... He's trying to get on his boss' good side which sounds to me like he screws up all the time. His boss probably has plenty of reasons to fire him.

Piet1991 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:29

Wow, I think that's pretty messed up that you can just be fired in the US. In South Africa you could have nailed that boss.

jacoposki 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:30

You guess he assumed. Yeah, right. Maybe he doesn't like you trying to getting on his good side via bribery instead of work? I'm guessing.

mowmowlife 21

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:43

Can he actually fire you for that? That's rich. You should knock some cents into him.

batman_516 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:14

Does America have no unfair dismissal laws or something?!?!?!?!

Sanch101 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:25

I've said it once i will say it again. If people are truly allowed to fire people for such trivial things the employment laws in the US must be truly obscene and rife with abuse.