I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
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Glam_fml 0

That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

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Syoungblood07 0

What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

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AntiChrist7 0

that's when you get when you date complete nerds. YDI

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_Skies 0

Haha... I actually don't get this one.

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MusicAddict321 0

I didnt get it until i read all of the comments. so... *high five* :D

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kgraham21 0

I've read all the comments and I still don't get it.

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nattybattyx3 4

I still don't understand it either! you're not the only one buddy :-/

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Sh1btastic 4

umm people he is saying she is the Trash and he has taken her out to dinner. Thus the "taking out the trash"

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ericavel 0

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Aelaena 6

Uhm how is glancing at someones page creepy? If you don't want people to check it, don't add them. Simple as that.

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libbypotpie 0

#15. she was probably on and just came upon his profile, and decided to check it. since she was probably still really ticked off from the date, and was just thinking about him. no big deal..

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rachie499 0

#14 I don't get it either.. why did he write that as his status?

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Yatta_fml 0

I didn't get it at first either (I thought he was saying he'd rather make up a story than say what be was really doing) but then I realized the "trash" in question that he was "taking out" (on a date) was the person writing the FML. Sucks that he said that about you, it seems people should steer clear of Fackbook and texting, it's where half if the FML posts are coming from. People are too cowardly to give insults to your face anymore.

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lady_gogo 0

aww come on guys-- if you don't like the girl wether she sucks or what-- just be honest. Don't play around. Sure, we'lla ccept it.

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Sh1btastic 4

come on! all you girls that are pretending if you were out on a date with a guy and all of sudden he told you he was really bored and no longer interested and wanted to go home that you would just accept it and take it lightly. Half of you would definitely make a scene and be quite upset.

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lyndis_fml 0

lady_gogo, maybe you will but most women are ******* psychos when it comes to rejection. I mean come on, trying to throw a milkshake into a guy's yard just because he dumped them, screaming obscenities because they THINK a guy doesn't want to be partnered with them in drama... women don't make any sense. It's safest to let them think we like them until we're out of shouting / throwing / possessions-breaking range.

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IphaiLyf 0

not all women are like that so chill out.

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cadburyegg 0

Sounds like you've been with all the wrong women, dear.

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kenyrabit 25

The only constant is you. You might be driving these women crazy because you lack genuity. Actions speak louder than bullshit. It sounds like you seek out a certain type of girl, and then manipulate her until she figures it out.

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