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Start shaking uncontrollably run around the room and speak in tongues that should get the party started...being able to crawl on the ceiling and spin your head 360 degrees are bonus points
You.... I like you
must be in the bible belt of the USA. study as much as you can on your own and first chance move, transfer, something to get out of the school. I believe it is actually illegal for schools to teach only one side and not the other. It's a shame. You deserve better them this
It's illegal for public schools to teach anything religious. If it involves religion then the staff cannot teach it as fact. Speak about it or talk about a concept of any religion yes, but not teach as fact. Only talk about. And that's mostly in history when the teacher is talking about the origins or when the religion started to become popular and the most likely reason it became popular. That's how I live in the Bible Belt yet still got taught evolution in biology. My teacher even said "Many of you believe that humans just popped on the world a few thousand years ago but that's not how it happened. That's not true." My best friend got really upset and started cussing at her under her breath about how the teacher doesn't have any religion.
73, I don't mean to disrespect your best friend, but she must honestly be really stupid to actually believe that some almighty "God" created humans. Evolution has been proven, and the only "proof" of "God" is writing found in stone. I know, my grandma is a crazy Christian, and won't accept the fact that anyone could have written whatever shit they wanted in stone, it doesn't necessarily make it true.
wasnt it "the Church" who kept thinking the Earth was flat ? Your teacher must believe that too
@27. No. Actually, nobody of any degree of education, including and in fact especially the church, believed that the Earth was flat by the late medieval period. Our collective myths include the ridiculous notions that 1) people believed that the earth was flat (the ancient Greeks had composed a mathematical proof for a spherical Earth, including a reasonable estimate of its size) and 2) that the church was anti learning (certain high profile conflicts, particular that with Galileo, have colored history's view of the church in the sciences, but it was in fact the most important sponsor and disseminater of scientific knowledge in the western world during much of that period)
They believe in a person who floats above the clouds, created the earth and sun, and who made a woman out of a mans rib. Not to mention the various bollocks in the bible that they're hypocritical about, but idiots will be idiots... I mean religious will be religious
Haha, my friend (an atheist, as am I) was trying to help me deal with my crazy religious grandmother, who laughed in my face all three times I tried to explain evolution to her. His words to me were "everyone has the right to their own opinion of what is right. They're entitled to think that God exists, and we're entitled to think that they're f*cking stupid"
i feel sorry for you having to go to a place full of ignorance like that OP! Id say just leave them to think what they want dont bring up science, you cant change stupid after all
Stay strong, Galileo
I go to a Catholic School too and my religion teacher accepts evolution.....
OP, don't you know that **** sapiens are a figment of your imagination? We do not exist.
So laugh back at them and say "you actually believe in a benevolent zombie!" Get yourself kicked out of that school.
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Yes..I do believe in humans..
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.