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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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eviiee_fml 3

this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(

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ActionManly 11

What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...

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jswizzle_ 6

I'd probably have a seizure if I was in the car that hit the puppy. ;(

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chaman_fml 0

well first off, what was the puppy doin outside by itself? let alone being in the road? i mean it sucks that the puppy got hit, cuz I surely would have been crying, but the owner can't be too upset becuz he didn't make sure the puppy was safe being outside alone....

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loski87 4

you puppy killer!!!

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howareyoulard 0

awwww that poor puppy, I at least hope you did something about it instead of driving off???

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icecream777 0

um so what flavor ice-cream and did u just run over it and drive away if u did u should atleast tell ur dad to call animal control

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tycoon96 0

ahahaha ****** hilarious XD

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tycoon96 0

but poor puppy :(

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lindseytaylor201 0

awwww! :'(

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RakaI 8

You're sick, therefore you need cheering up? Be reasonable, daddy's little princess.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Did the mods edit this FML before I read it? Because I'm not seeing the word "need" in it anywhere, nor anything to indicate OP's a girl. People can do thoughtful things for you regardless of whether you expect or "need" them to.

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