Insulting, Argument, Ironic and Kids: Ironic, isn't it?

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 127

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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You deserved it 3 391

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:54

Oh, how enjoyable it is when parents make themselves look like fools. Too bad the laughter and snide remarks have to be made inside.

furfantasies 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:55

Well thats ironic for a mother to say "son of a bitch"

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lollipop77_fml 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:09

We know you won that argument, but unfortunately Mum still has the power to "win" whatever argument you may have!!

NothingsEasy 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:10

I would've done the same thing it's your moms fault she called herself

mjoyn98 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:11

Haha you absolutely deserved that but that was hilarious.

rooney0710 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:12

Bitches be crazy ;)

sparklecherry 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:15

Your mom sucks. Wait...what did you do anyway?

totalnewbeeee 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:16

Hahaha sarcasm and being a smart alec get's you places... Sarcasm!!

wellthatsukx 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:32

Didn't she insult herself??

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:35

Well it seems like your mom has a case of the stupids. FYL.

grim92 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:36

WIN!!

old09 11

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:40

*Genius Alert* Warning Warning *Genius Alert*

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Ironic, isn't it?

Same thing different taste

You OK hon?

Hank Pecker

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