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It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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patiencek 0

well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

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arieelxx 0

I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.

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ADiNozzo 1

Yea idc if you have a dr. note saying it's impossible for you to get her pregnant I would still wrap it. Maybe it's because I never want them but hey.

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RVCA_fml 0

do u have an upstairs apartment??? ( bad joke??)

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savemypandabear 0

haha i can see it 'heyy...... so it turns out that 100% chance of me being infertile just happened to be a 99.9%......oops!"

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sallen0046 4

You should know better than to have unprotected sex in the first place. Unless she had fertility testing, and you were there to see the results with her, you have no one but yourself to blame.

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ElMundio87 0

someone has trust issues

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RedPillSucks 31

Wasn't it Reagan who said "Trust, but verify"

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molil_4810 0

yay no marinus posting after anaxes commented on the other fml and said tht thing thankyou anaxes so very much!!

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loski87 4

why was my comment moderated? all I said was YDI x 10

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PYLrulz 17

She just snagged you hook, line, and sinker. FYL

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