Money, Kids, Parenting, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Ivy league

Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kinda bizarre

By @SamAnderson - 16/08/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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Tessa39 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

sounds like he is a genius

EvilDoll 7

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

This would be a good story to tell one day. Embarrass him and exaggerate.

Saltime 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:47

"My son here? Oh, he's a doctor. One day while he was in school, he was videotaping himself taking a dump. He accidentally called me while doing it, and I heard the whole thing! Hardy har har." Not awkward at all...

planetsmurf 6

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

why would he be so honest? if I was dumb enough to do that( thankfully I am not) I would just say I dropped it in a puddle or something. remind me never to see him as a doctor as I will probably end up regretting it

MrSexyPants 14

Monday 4 July 2011 8:41

I guess that won't be uploaded to YouTube soon then. :(

raymel 5

Monday 4 July 2011 8:41

erm...I blame the parents? ?

dreamering 16

Monday 4 July 2011 8:41

Don't worry that much. He was doing reserach about buttplugs

Lemycakes 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:30

that actually made me laugh

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:42

Before any of you try, I'm going to do it first. "SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY SITUATION. NYAHAHAHAHA!"

mahomie97 7

Monday 4 July 2011 9:17

hahahahahaha goood one

Cmliedtke 0

Monday 4 July 2011 11:05

its not really a good one.. Any FML involving shit in any possible way has that posted 5-10 times in thr comments.

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Monday 4 July 2011 13:10

Damn, beat me to it.

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Monday 4 July 2011 19:56

before anyone says this... haha i see what you did there

Darcon 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:06

LOL u beat me to it! i ******* hate you!LOL u beat me to it! i ******* hate you!

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 4 July 2011 8:42

I have heard that the movement's of one's anus can actually predict the future. I've been doing the same thing as the OP for as long as I can remember.