Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Judgmental much!?

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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You deserved it 19 449

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By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 905

You deserved it 707

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 2 464

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 906

You deserved it 341

Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 527

You deserved it 1 959

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 916

You deserved it 2 231

Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 134

You deserved it 133

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 861

You deserved it 401

By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 180

You deserved it 1 957

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 250

You deserved it 4 797

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 148

You deserved it 3 061

LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

Comments

angelteuk 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:34

What a bitch!

freakthedream 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:14

your mom makes me angry. i think thats a the first time ive used to words "your mom" in a sentense without saying i did her. oh snaps. oh and ma mom would say the same thing.

latuka 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:59

ya shoulda said what #1 said.

paperbagprincess 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:04

Your mother should be proud that you were being so responsible.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:12

your mom is a bitch. having sex does not make you a *****, and she should be glad you that are being responsible and using birth control. ask her if she would rather you be a teenage mom

itsnotmytree 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:39

You poor thing :( When I told my mom I was having sex she asked, in this order: "Are you using condoms? Good. Have you at least had an ******?" My mom and I have a weird relationship, lol.

fmylife529 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:21

hmmm i wonder what's worse your mom thinking your a drunk party animal or a prostitute.

blacketernia13 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:08

Damn... I started BC really young because I do have a little ***** in me, but I made my sister go on BC young too, even though she's not active.... not just because it's good to know you're protected for any surprise outings... but also all the other good benefits that come along with it...