Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 565
You deserved it 63 599

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

Comments

How about talking to the girls instead of waiting for them to come over to where you're sitting? Girls do not usually initiate such things...some do, and maybe that's what you need, to be dominated.

TheZephyrSon 3

YDI, pussy...Man up and initiate conversation with them instead of waiting for something thats probably not gonna come. Girls don't tend to start things.

metalkid123 0

was it a manly scream or a girly scream?

alwaysalady 0

There is nothing funnier then a guy screaming like a girl. But really, I had no idea butterflies were so terrifying, and I'm afraid of almost everything. You, sir, are a wuss

koneko12984 0

i don't know what's funnier. the story or the comments. hahaha. and i thought it was funny when the big macho neighbor dude screamed like a 5 year old girl when he saw a tarantula. at least spiders are freaky looking. :P

summersong89 0

LMFAO! XD this post made my morning. definitely needs to be illustrated.

hiddenA 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... sexayy That just made my day =)

62 and 63 three are right. "I was flying over to this guy to tell him that smiling and making eye contact to show that you're available is what girls do. When I got to him he just screamed in my face. FML." - Butterfly

15: xD OP: You are an idiot. Butterflies can't hurt you. But, next time, continue the scream, and take down the butterfly with your bare hands, still screaming. Then be like "The war scream has been passed down in my family for generations" and walk away.