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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

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Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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By VHgolf1989 - 16/03/2022 22:00

Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:46

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

Inspired22 11

Monday 20 April 2009 9:57

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

Comments

Virgin_Tea 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:56

Ha. Kids!

skrewd4lyf 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:03

well what if that kid saw all that stabbing and fire in real life? could be sad...yet ****** up!

SuperAsianPie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:07

If i were u i would draw a picture of him with Nemo and drown him in an aquarium afterward

xHaniffax 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:26

You better hope that kid isn't psychic

_FUCKyourLIFE_ 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:27

#21. who cares.

scottie06 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:28

I remember when I was a kid I loved drawing stuff with guns, war, weapons, and fire since they were all in the movies I happened to watch, but it didn't mean anything serious. If he starts hitting you or trying to stab you with knives, then you might want to watch out, but otherwise I don't think it means much. #21, glitch or no glitch, it's still a fail.

G_Bug 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:05

watch out he's gonna kill you next, rawr

CallYouDejaVu 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:18

at my school, im in child care, we teach a preschool, and this kid ocean drew a chicken on a farm with red dots...."aw, does the chicken have chicken pox?" "mo silly, the chickens being shot!" and drew the farmer geting blown up with fireworks. demon children....

ilaughatfmls 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:42

wow... that's call for attention... talk to the kid's parents and recommend a shrink...

delphina 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:11

When I was a kid, my favorite movie was the Godfather (kind of inappropriate for kids) and I grew up alright. I'm sure the kid will be fine and is not the victim of horrible child abuse, calm down everyone.