Sports, Relatable and Health: Knackered and shattered

Knackered and shattered

By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 19:09 - United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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BooGhosted 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:41

Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.

snakerake 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:44

why would you need to shower after doing nothing

Comments

techweed 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:48

Someone needs calcium...

meganseesstars 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:52

at least you're trying! i guess you deserve it for letting yourself get that out of shape, but its never too late! unless you die of a heart attack.

Ashelizabethh 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:11

why would you say something like that? rude much?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:53

Rubbing one out doesn't count as a warmup.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:58

Shit didn't see the gender symbol in time. Same difference though.

indispensable_fml 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:55

Are you doing Insanity? Let's talk! Indispensablyfit @ me.com

jogo352 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:57

You can totally fix this, but it'll take a lot of work! I believe in you! It would be best to talk to a Health Care professional first, to find the best way to meet your goals. Good luck!

maddi79 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:01

Get into shape man! The ladies will love you!

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:15

Op is a woman you have it backward.

saadwaseem 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:51

"backward"

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:03

Don't start out so vigorously. It's bad to start an exercise routine with more than you can handle. Keep working at it though, it will definitely pay off. Being 21 makes no difference since only a few weeks of not working out makes you lose a lot of muscle no matter what age really. Good luck!