OP - I might have just read this wrong, but I think you meant get malaria or prevent it and have a yeast infection. Bc you said either prevent malaria or get a yeast infection, and I wouldn't have to think for very long between a good choice and a horrible one.

Lady alathia - the guy said he was in Africa, and for the most part African countries are third world countries, and it's not hard to see that this is what the guy intends you to assume. Meaning they don't sell monistat there. Dumb ****.

I think what he's trying to say is that the medication is to ward off malaria, but has the side effect of potential male yeast infection. A potential which has apparently been reached. FYL

Haha ew.

if sitting down while peeing is the only consequence, i'd say you're a lucky man!

Dude, go off the malaria meds and just drink a lot of gin and tonics. Quinine will treat any malaria you get and you also get to have gin:P Seriously, that sucks Don't try my suggestion, the amount of quinine in modern tonic is completely ineffective but you could probably find a better malaria medication.

well, it reduces your chanches for getting AIDS in africa if it gets irritated by touching it

i've had to sit down to pee my entire life. it's really not that bad. in fact, much preferable to malaria

lol FYL, Salad Tongs?

If you are not able to keep your dick in your pants in Africa, you need to get the hell out now. Screw being trapped for 2 months, get out now.