Knackered knob

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 06:27 - Ghana

Today, I learned that because of my new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection. I'm stuck in Africa for the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to irritate my penis by touching it. FML
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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

I think what he's trying to say is that the medication is to ward off malaria, but has the side effect of potential male yeast infection. A potential which has apparently been reached. FYL

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The_Cait 0

It should have been worded: "I can avoid having a male yeast infection, or I can prevent getting malaria"

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TotallyAwesome 0

It could be worse, your anti-malaria could be sickle cell anemia.

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medfly 2

you can't get infected with sickle cell anaemia. it's hereditary.

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SimpleSimon 0

Not really, #52, considering AIDS is incurable and degenerative, whereas Malaria is completely curable with access to the correct facilities and/or drugs.

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nocomment21 0

I'm pretty sure what #52 meant by the =/= sign was that malaria is "not equal to" AIDS

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SimpleSimon 0

Well, don't I look quite the dumb ass! Your honour I move that my comment be stricken from the record...

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kitkatkelly 0

Yeah that sucks... but I've had a yeast infection, it's not that bad.

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Calaura9 0

Try some boric acid. That should be avialable. Just rub the powder on the infected part of your penis about 3x's a day for 14 days. DO NOT EAT.

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MiharuChan 0

Those pills don't even work. I got malaria even though I used them. And I can tell you, it sucked.

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Dats_Fd_up 0

I'm originally from Ghana, and my Dad told me he survived malaria twice. I guess he really didn't want that yeast infection.

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rubenrox 1

So I take it that's a no to masturbation?

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bexox 0

That sounds like a really bad idea.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

dude dont take malaria pills ever they do ****** up shit to you i went to a doctor to get them befor going on a family vacation to africa and the doctor was like if you start feeling suicidal stop taking these pills so ya i never did and was fine

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juche 3

This does not apply to all antimalarials. As far as I know, the risk for suicide is a side effect of Lariam, not other therapies such as antibiotics, quinine or Malarone.

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