Knackered knob

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 06:27 - Ghana

Today, I learned that because of my new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection. I'm stuck in Africa for the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to irritate my penis by touching it. FML
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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

I think what he's trying to say is that the medication is to ward off malaria, but has the side effect of potential male yeast infection. A potential which has apparently been reached. FYL

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ragsy 7

Circumcision would fix that problem.

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fartmouth123 0

whoa! that would suck so bad haha. im sorry =/. at least you aren't there for like...a year though i guess haha.

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inu_fml 0

im pretty sure circumcision doesnt take off the whole penis and make it a ******.

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bexox 0

Even if it did, vaginas are more susceptible to infection, so I don't think that would help.

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Jennydew 0

Oh, boo hoo!! You have to sit down to pee. OMG the world's going to end!!! Quit whining and do what we women do, buy some Monistat and get over it!!!

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TeratoMarty 6

Yeah, I get that same kind of jock itch. Not from anti-malarials, just cos my body hates me. Eat a shitload of yoghurt and wash with pH-neutral or acidic soaps (like castile soap) instead of basic soaps (most bar soaps). The acid-loving bacteria in the yoghurt will fight the yeast to a standstill. Here's hoping you can get the yoghurt and soap you need in Africa.

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Montville1 0

Someones not getting any action anytime soon.

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danielrp34 7

I highly doubt monistat would work work on a guy.

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buckskinpony 0

wrong post, sorry

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lolwatlol 0

So? just sit? I bet your real concern is no seks and no masturbation.

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juche 3

Hey, how about you go over to Ghana and figure out where in the Volta region one can pick up Monistat? Oh, what's that? You've never been to Ghana? Damn, I never would have guessed.

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eekamouse4123 0

not well worded... YOU can't prevent malaria or have a male yeast infection. you should say, "today i learned that my new medication not only prevents malaria but causes male yeast infections... etc."

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medfly 2

if he didn't mind washing his penis with yoghurt, he could just hold it to pee...

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juche 3

I've lived in the Volta region for the last two summers. I never saw any yoghurt available at stores in Hohoe, where I lived, but if the person is in Ho, then he might be able to find some. I know it's available in Accra. When it comes to soap, it's the same thing: I never saw anything but plain bar soap available, so unless he wants to wash his penis with Key Soap, I think he's out of luck unless he goes to Accra, Ho or Kumasi.

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djb23 0

look on the bright side, now you won't get AIDS on your Africa trip

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