Relatable and Transportation: Let me out! - FML

Let me out!

By bananaman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

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Top comments

biass 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:30

They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

tans_fml 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:30

sounds only mildly torturous...

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ihaveatightbutt 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:02

tell everyone u have a bomb. im sure they will clear out fairly quick

rickilynn 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:09

Sort of the same thing happened to me , after traveling for a day and a half . Me and my dad were so annoyed .. we wanted to punch captain Rogers out cold . -.-'

shadowsegah0 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:18

lol just jump off no matter what they say

Alex_The_Human 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:22

join hands! start a love train!

pinkchocolatex3 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:32

Leave through the window

tom_es 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:37

Jump off the train... Call 911 and say that you are hostage of the train...they did it for the airplanes.

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:55

Eh, that would drive me insane.

itziltheinsane 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:08

Pretend to be the koolaid man and bust through the window yelling OHHH YEAAA

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:35

That's a good idea.

nikki9tails 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:43

that's awsome lmao right on

PsychoNinjaDuck 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:20

The signal problem could've referred to the electricity. I'd listen if I were you. For all you know, it could've been a high voltage problem and you'd get hurt.

Lulu714 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:34

oh, at first I was all "Then just get off!" but then I read it again and realized that you can't get off. I have skillz.

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