Divorce and Kids: Liar, liar

Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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You deserved it 49 775

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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You deserved it 6 689

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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You deserved it 6 587

By cheated - 17/09/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

A bit weird, mom

By let it go already! - 07/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

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You deserved it 2 515

Legal Eagle

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

By Richard - 18/10/2017 13:23 - United States

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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You deserved it 538

Eastenders

By Amrit - 03/04/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

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You deserved it 194

Step-father, right?

By Marytza - 25/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML

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You deserved it 165

rebelbelle 17

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:35

Guess if she is like this at 7, I wonder what she's going to be like at 14

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:35

what a bitch child!!

Comments

missbrit818 20

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:19

Wow.... There are so many things wrong with this. Leaving your fate into a 7 year olds hands probably isn't the best idea

bobslawnservice 16

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:21

Also you can't blame the kid. Children tell stories like this because the reasoning centres of their brains are still under developed and they lack the life experience to reason through the consequences of their actions. I seriously hope the parents don't blame her.

Mf2307 15

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:31

yea i say the same thing a kid will say anything to get what they want to happen

IniestaRox 21

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:32

This time ground the little brat into the floor

Jethco 15

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:04

You better let him take everything in the settlement or you're even worse than this makes you seem.

Queenie2014 11

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:17

If that's all it took for your marriage to end, I'd say your daughter just made sped things up.

Stone_freeman 7

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:39

I'm sorry, but that's nothing but your own irresponsibility. You let your emotions take over and you pushed it over the edge costing you your marriage because your seven year old daughter had mentioned something. That's not FML that your own damn fault.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:39

So you took the word of Angelica from rugrats over your spouse? Please give up custody to your ex! What in the devil proof did she have? You deserve it and really F your exes life! Get a cat maybe you can trust it!