Magic moments

By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.

first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??

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morgan020 0

when my husband proposed to me I was so excited that I was crying even though I knew he had been planning a proposal it still took me by surprise. just ask her again don't get too down about it yet.

SilverStrs5 0

So she puked, it happened at an extremely unfortunate moment.. but maybe she cried because she was so embarrassed or ashamed that she threw up when she was proposed to. YDI because this isn't an FML. Be understanding for two seconds.

Did she give an answer? Her reaction is actually a natural response, the crying I mean. The puking is s nervous response that doesn't necessarily indicate a "no". Unless she actually said no, I would consider this, if not a clear "yes", a very definite "maybe". Give her some time to take it all in.

Actually, that was just a New Jersey woman's "YES" response.

You know, that's why you don't propose to drunk women. Try and wait until they're sober. That way they're less likely to puke, and you'll get a yes or no answer. Just a thought.

aTRAGEDY 0

maybe she's pregos by another dude... just a suggestion

She's ridiculously happy you asked, you idiot. And probably pregnant.

ericasthename 0

OP, your an idiot. have a nice day.