Many such cases
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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30
That would be funny as shit a ten really gay guys go into a hospital with cucumbers up their asses
"Yeah, that's happened to my boyfriend too," said the male OP.
As least he used protection, you don't want an interspecies cucumber STD...
Hey, you spelled HIPAA right! It truly is amazing how many rectal insertion of foreign objects there are that show up in hospitals.
Point them toward an adult store. They have 'vibe enhancers' that can make anything phallic anal safe by giving it a wide base. Or they could just get a butt plug...
Or, instead of a condom they could use a femidom - the have a large ring on the base that is supposed to keep it from slipping up into the ******. I suppose it should work for the butt too.
Working in a hospital toughens you....
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Practice makes perfect? xD
I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.