Many such cases

By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/06/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke

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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
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I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.

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That would be funny as shit a ten really gay guys go into a hospital with cucumbers up their asses

"Yeah, that's happened to my boyfriend too," said the male OP.

As least he used protection, you don't want an interspecies cucumber STD...

Hey, you spelled HIPAA right! It truly is amazing how many rectal insertion of foreign objects there are that show up in hospitals.

RedPillSucks 31

what? nobody uses gerbles any more? they won't suffocate in the condom

It must be a real PAIN IN THE ASS though. Had to.

cr500guy 11

because condoms keep em fresh. I thought everyone knew that

kewpiesuicide 29

Point them toward an adult store. They have 'vibe enhancers' that can make anything phallic anal safe by giving it a wide base. Or they could just get a butt plug...

Or, instead of a condom they could use a femidom - the have a large ring on the base that is supposed to keep it from slipping up into the ******. I suppose it should work for the butt too.

kewpiesuicide 29

I wouldn't take chances on that one. The anal cavity tends to literally suck things in. Hence the large amount of accidents.

Working in a hospital toughens you....

blahblah005 16

lmao i sure don't miss those days i have seen ppl come intoy hospital with all sorts of things up there