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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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yellowboy30 0

my nails r cut. let me try

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knight0748 5

Tell Edward scissorhand to stick with landscaping and leaving the plumbing to mario.

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ThatLovelyGeek 0

Omg,I agree,this made my day!!Very clever.Well done my friend,well done.

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shinersaboss 0

This is amazing :):):) made me laugh

0 1
blackberry90210 0

how often do you fantasize about characters in books for children?

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ScuseMePrincess 2

X-Men really isn't intended for children. Most comics now are more mature than they were back in the day. Superheroes are for all ages.

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camo97 0

Were his nails clean at least?

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buckeye08 10

Huh, someone was getting nailed...

51 0
Jays7 10

that made my day .. er well night. :P

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buckeye08 10

thank you, thank you (: lol

1 1
ScuseMePrincess 2

YDI for dating a nasty dude with long fingernails and not telling him to stop scratching your cooter as soon as it started to hurt, bub.

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NBS93 0

Lol @38, Wolverine is known to use the word "bub" to address people. So good reference.

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cbdee 8

Amen 38, @ the first snag OP shulda Spoke Up!

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mismonroe 0

I'd hate to see your insides.

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little545 0

i would love to see your insides and fingar you

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

question how do u know what it feels like to be fingered by wolverine unless u had him finger u before?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

lol I wasn't to good with similes and metaphors :p...I'm better with metaphors tho. -.-

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tona01 16

an exagerated simile maybe, but we all get the point. face it you were trying to be funny and it was a total fail

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

158- wasn't trying to be funny...more around having a point

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