Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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save_me_08 0

UH...i still don't see a problem with the first sentence. Made perfect sense to me...

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Freed0mfr1es 0

damn that sucks.... ...

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andelizastrin 0

Thank you #8, I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day :) Very clever though! And to the OP, your mom sounds nuts. I'd get out of the house ASAP if I were you.

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fillmyheart028 0

#25- You are right on the dot. I once dated a mormon and that was the rule. But instead of my mother doing that, his mom did that. Craziness.

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geodude44 0

Thanks 35. Also, 27...I never said it was "church doctrine," meaning that you won't find some weird time limit for being in a car written somewhere universal like the scriptures. I said that this is what we were taught. And it is what I was taught... so where is the BS? This isn't quite the place for me to start a rant about my ex-church, so stopping...right...now. Phew. -25

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Arabian_Dude 0

Satan is a pervert and your mom was protecting your privacy by inviting you and your boyfriend to have a safe sex infront of her "Live ****" !!

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Megab_fml 0

I know how you feel hun. Those two years go bye so fast! My friend left me, and only has seven months left. So don't worry. And there is no way that will be his Clearly you know nothing about us. There is no need to make this girl feel worse just by having a go at her religion here. So knock it off. and Smith was a prophet of God.

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christiebaby578 9

that last sentence was really not necessary.. if you're trying to get people to not fight about mormonism then that's not a great thing to put. :P

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toddrob 0

probably doesn't matter. your relationship probably won't survive the 2-year separation anyway.

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Pyrzqxgl 0

Two years? I'd put my money on a Mormon mission. It'll be tough, but it'll be worth it. In the mean time, tell your mother that she's taught you the best she can, but you're old enough to govern yourself, so she needs to back off a bit.

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