Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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hahaha7 0

ahh reminds me of my mom a few years ago. i was dating this one dude who she didn't like so she would follow us if we went somewhere and would look at my phone records to see when I called him and what all my text messeges said. BTW I was 18 then. She even got to the point where she took my cell phone away. we ended up breaking up cause he was porking some guy but after that relationship I told my mom if she ever did any of that kind of shit again I would get a restraning order on her. Ever since then she has had no problem with who I date.

good for you for stopping your mom... that ***** crazy ;P

#20 Well... ;) You're obviously right, but some people just seem to have a tunnel vision and automatically assume that everyone posting on here is from the US :p #9 What kind of stupid ass comment is that?! I'm 22 and married and live with my parents right now because my husband is a soldier and they Army sent him back stateside and I'm gonna finish college here before I take the huge step and move to another continent! Just because she lives with her parents doesn't automatically mean she's too young to be able to handle 2 years of separation...

geodude44 0

Ah, no one else realizes that she is mormon. The boy is going on a mission for two years. They are probably both around 19 years old. And mormons sometimes have a weird vendetta against teenagers sitting in cars. Back when I was LDS (mormon), we were taught that if a boy is dropping you off at your house, you should be out of the car in 2.3 seconds after it stops in order to avoid temptation. Ugh.

JOSEPH SMITH WAS CALLED A PROPHET DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

xneuroticallyx 0

epic 'south park' reference!

RomoMomo 0

25...that is total BS. I am LDS right now and I can testify that there is absolutely NO church doctrine that silly. Yes, we are warned to limit our alone time in a car with a member of the opposite sex to prevent temptation, but there is no stupid time limit; Satan does not give you a grace period on temptation. But I do agree that this girl and her boyfriend are LDS and that he is going on a mission. I also agree that what her mom did was totally wrong and not at all what a good LDS mother should do.

So, your boyfriend is... Satan? How does Satan's wiener taste?

Fwick 7

Haha. Sorry the first sentence is phrased poorly, but it's hard to be more concise when you're limited to just a few characters. And, Yes, I'm Mormon.. and my boyfriend's leaving on an LDS mission; he's 22, and I'm 20. Prior to that moment, my mother never done anything like that before.

I feel so bad for Mormons. such deprivation of life's simple pleasures, all to live like a bunch of yuppies and pay homage to some Joseph retard who fooled a bunch of hillbillies into believing his load of crap

retard. you don't know anything. you must be 4.

Geez....That really sucks for that to happen to you!