Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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your mother is a ******* idiot. baptist church i assume?

ohforFckssake 0

Maybe Satan was in the house and her mom was just running away from him.

yes, satan is tempting you! rofl. I bet she was thinking what would she have done in your place. If she reads too much into it, it is usually her projecting herself on you. So she is the one tempted not you. Use that. play with her mind a little. lol.

Hahaha, I knew this would be mormon related after the first sentence

Why are people using this as an excuse to bible bash. Leave mormons the hell alone. And Go Elder...

well, on the bright side, you'll probably never see him again. not many relationships survive two year absences.

so_f0cked 0

nevermind crazy, this is just straight up hilarious! although, its strange of her to do this, never having done it before. that sucks, my dear. i hope things work out for you. remember to expect the worst but hope for the best. :-) oh and #8, love it! hahaha

Are you waiting for him? I'm waiting for my mish, he has been out for 5 weeks. If you need any support, there is a great group on facebook for girls who are waiting for missionaries. A lot of them have to deal with crazy parents...theirs or their mish's. Good luck hun.

sounds pretty rough...if he loves ya he'll be there after the two years. and good luck wit your mom. sounds a little bit intense but who knows. :)