Health, Embarrassing, Weird and Awkward: Moobs

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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You deserved it 920

By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:45

That's not awkward at all.

Tubasaurus 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:48

Well, did he return the favor?

Comments

UGADawg08 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:08

Gotta love the sickening double standard that exists in our culture. If a man did the same thing to a woman, he'd have his pants sued off for sexual harassment. Reverse discrimination is pretty damn nauseating.

theanonimouse 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:21

someone here sounds like a bitter middle class white man. :)

inu_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:31

men don't have breasts.

totes_sucks 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:17

A moob isn't the same as a breast. It doesn't have the same sensory connections, function or sexual connotations that a woman's breast does. That's why a man would get sued. Not because of double standards. Things that are different can be treated as such. Plus this FML is funny as hell!

adamluverr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:19

Lmao #54 haha "new". I love this one!

ellysa_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:28

WTF

nicoleg_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:35

this made my day. i can picture this in a movie scene or something : D

PureFLCL 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:44

I saw that happen on Family Guy

Gretta_J 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:57

Oh man, I laughed -so- hard at this. Definitely my new favorite FML. But, um, I hope you two are close friends. Just not in a groping sense. :)

philosopher 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:18

There is something -seriously- wrong with you... Well, I laughed my ass off regardless.

an_account 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:54

how can you accidentally put your hand on his moob? it doesn't really make sense... even if you had your arm round his shoulder it's impossible that your hand was lying low enough on his chest to touch his moobs.. it seems like you wanted to touch it to begin with!