Health, Embarrassing, Weird and Awkward: Moobs

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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GIRAFFES 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:45

That's not awkward at all.

Tubasaurus 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:48

Well, did he return the favor?

Comments

DaG00ds 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:25

that's the only thing you oumd think to do? shouldve let go maybe?

rayrayy_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:26

I lol'd.

yourfacelb 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:30

Funny as balls.. lmao

lastminuteperm 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:38

BAHAHAHAHAHA! That's ******* halarious!! XD

employed22 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:10

FYL that is rather akward :S but funny

madasahatter 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:15

How did he react?

danielleFML 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:58

what the hell is wrong with you?!

jujujuice 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:27

loooooollll

rockonCB4 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:38

um, what? Why did you even put it there to begin with?

SammyLeigh 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:39

I had my husband's grandmother do that to me once because she's very short and I'm a little bit tall and when she gave me a hug, my boobs kind of bumped her in the head. We were in front of his whole family and she made a really huge scene of it.