Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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nomadxx7 0

I hvae raed smoehwree taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lttres in a wrod are corrcet tehn you shulod be albe to raed tihs, garmmar Nzais

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TryToBeKind 0

I don't know if you did anything "wrong". Maybe you came off as standoffish (which could be because you were nervous and didn't know her). Maybe she's just a bitch. I don't know. Let's just hope that either a) your boyfriend doesn't bow/bend to what mama thinks or b) you dump his ass (as in stop associating with him altogether) before he dumps you.

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justme47 0

dont you hate bitchy bf's moms? my bf's mom is a real character only she just keeps telling him "I'll let you make your own mistakes"... bitch...

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Tehalon 0

My mom said the same thing about my ex-gf, and she said the same thing about my little brothers gf's. No one is ever good enough for a mother's child.

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AmbrosiaLK 0

ive been in the guy's place. it's not fun either. my mom harps on my dating choices all the time. 23, i agree, nothing will ever be good enough for your child.

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AndyClara 39

It's a shame, I've met a few mothers like this. No one is ever good enought for their precious child.

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plethora 3

#16: Why, thank you. I am proud of my grammar, my punctuation and my collection of books on the subject. #17: The brain may be able to interpret jumbled words, but that doesn't include your/you're, nor does it make bad spelling any more correct, or any less annoying. #18: I think I love you for pluralising "ellipsis" properly. And #20: Yes. Yes, it is necessary. There is never a place for bad grammar (with the possible exception of lolcats, haha). I love this site. It's like a soap opera on crack. Stupid, rife with delusions and completely addictive.

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dudewithface 0

His mother is a bitch. Piss on her face.

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invisible_man 0

Haha. That sucks! His mom is an asshole. Is my grammar right? :D Notice the two spaces after a period which most of you did not do.

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ryan__h 1

ok................. u win......................................im sorry, ill try harder 2 b grammatically correct

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NorfolkDude 2

"When his mom came to pick him up." That right there indicates you're too young, or he's too dumb.

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CandyKisses 0

Oh, thank God there are some grammatically correct people on this website. Just when I thought there was no hope... Heh, I'm quite a grammar stickler nowadays, but even so, I can't resist FML. It really is like a soap opera on crack.

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Phaha 0

She's a bitch, end of story. Funny discussion going on. Completely necessary though. I shouldn't say anything, because my grammar is not good in English at all, but... I'm with you guys.

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SilentGround 0

my mom said the same thing about my girlfriend. don't even stress it. she was probably joking.

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