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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came back from a two week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone, but the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

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Today, I worked a long shift at my job while feeling like crap, anticipating getting a promotion. As my boss was leaving work, he informed me that because I also go to college, the promotion was being given to another employee that I trained a month ago. This is the second time this has happened. FML

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x3_LaLa_3x 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:34

Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.

Sakeyaki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:37

You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.

Comments

Squirrellord911 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:08

If he told you to take care of the plant, YDI If not, find a way to screw him over

MechaMew2 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:02

#17 Um... yeah... how did you "lol" at a comment that was posted after yours?

skylinediver 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:09

It worked.

24788 6

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:50

Lol, he clearly doesn't notice you.

juwalo09 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:37

**** you all bosses that screw with people like that! killem all

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:38

shitty boss

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:47

Hard work usually goes unappreciated by the higher ups. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you find a better job or get that promotion.

Zaayuro 9

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:19

the dead plant led to a raise in sales so who cares

PuppiesKisses 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 13:00

That's shitty sorry man. As a gardener though I understand the annoyance of a dead plant. Indoor plants are expensive. Should have watered the damn thing he obviously considered it one of your duties. Maybe even your main duty.