My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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Jharrist89 12

I would've done the same damn thing.

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herh1996 6

She needs to be more responsible and not do that shit out in the open that's disgusting!

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Nightwolf32 5

Personally, I think you are missing out on a great money making opportunity. You could video tape/ record your mom having sex and all the dirty things she is willing to do and sell it as amateur ****. Win win, she gets laid wherever she wants and you make lots of money because she can't keep it behind locked doors.

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Vitualamen 11

Obviously your mom didn't have time to get to bed. Suppose it's a case of nature calling...

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TheLadyOpal 30

Go out anyway, pretending not to know, so you can act so shocked and horrified that you "accidentally" piss all over the floor. She'll hopefully be a bit more discreet after that. ...Also, why was it just your mom having sex? Shouldn't it be your parents, or your mom and stepdad at least...?

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Sheh_fml 25

Because mom-status gets revoked without a man around... Ever heard of single moms?

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TheLadyOpal 30

Well, there kind of needs to be a man involved where sex is concerned, right? Or at least another person, unless mom was masturbating. That's what I was getting at. Sorry.

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kaylanicole1695 12

or the mom is a ***** and she was ******* some random dude.

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RedPillSucks 31

Calm down. I'm guessing mom didn't know OP was home.

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RedPillSucks 31

Meanwhile, the cat peed on moms bed just to avoid seeing OPs wang on his way to the litter box.

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Brilliant66star 17

Do you honestly think they'd have noticed you heading for the bathroom? Could you ever un-see the living room scene had you made it to the bathroom? Once there, might you have peed yourself retching? Or do you think you'd have had enough time to pee before throwing up? Is it time yet for your own place? I'm thinking one of you believes you've overstayed your welcome there. These are things to contemplate while you're at the pet store. Run along; when Kitty makes a detour after smelling 'human' at the litterbox, don't presume (s)he'll use your toilet..!

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r0cks0 6

Time for a new litter box the cat will probably never use it again. Ask your mom for some common sence while your in the house. That image is going to be burned in your mind.

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