My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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perdix 29

Where's your dad? Or was it the UPS guy delivering his package?

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hellphone_fml 37

Why are people downvoting people who are calling the mom "nasty"? I understand that sex is great and should be something to be proud of and that that is how OP was brought into the world, but who really wants to see thier parents naked or doing the nasty? No one. OP's mom should have the decency to do something like in her room or when no one is home. Everyone criticises the people on here who get caught in thier room saying they should have locked the door, but when a parent does it in a room which connects the house with people home, its fine.

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avapaige1234 19

Today, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and I so much wanted to pee but the whole house is too scary and dark. The toilet is still downstairs beside a creepy old storage room. I saw OP's FML and it gave me an idea. Guess where I pissed. FML

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sweetcatastroph3 9

You peed in your cat's litter box because you were SCARED OF THE DARK? I guess there are two ******* in the house.

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SheBeNeNe 16

The toilet is "still downstairs"? You have a moving toilet?

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rosenkrieger223 21

52, your reply made me wish I could favorite individual comments on this site. Definitely made me laugh.

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thew_fml 14

why are people saying the mom shouldn't be doing this. if it was a 2 o'clock in the morning, when she could e reasonably sure the kid would not walk through, then that's fine. if it was at a time the kid usually isn't home, maybe she didn't know. there are so many mitigating factors unmentioned in the OP that it is very hard to judge.

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Lil_Red777 21

She has a room. It doesn't really matter if it was 2am, if your child is in the house don't you think it's inappropriate to bang where they could see it?

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sweetcatastroph3 9

#35, regardless if the mom thinks the kid is or isn't home/awake, it's still disrespectful. So just because it's 2AM I'm not allowed to get out of my room to take a piss? Or if I come back home early from school/summer job, I have to tip toe around the house, and check out if I can go in or not? I mean, trust me, I get it, it IS the mom's house, she pays the bills, yada yada yada, but she's still sharing the house with her child and owes them respect. Put yourself in their shoes.

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thew_fml 14

i'm a parent and someones child. i understand both sides of this situation.

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Enslaved 36

Lucky you don't keep your cat's litter box in the restroom like I do. I can imagine that giant scoop that'll need to be done to clean it later. :P

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kaylanicole1695 12

it's just pee, it will soak right in. not like he/she shit in it

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CrimsonAmaryllis 18

Close your eyes and sing loudly on your trip there?

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josh7279 7

If your a girl, I'm sorry but if you're a guy that's not that bad

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Lil_Red777 21

It's still nasty because that's your mother.

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SteveOMcBeaveO 2

Your cat is about to start messin shit up! Pissing in their territory is like declaring a challenge to a duel. If you'd have crapped it would be to the death!

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simoncat 11

Selfish people and their hormones. Geez. It might be time for you and kitty to get a place of your own.

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jer_36 10

Love it how idiots are saying that if it was in the middle of the night it's ok. It is your duty as a parent not to scar your child so assuming is always a bad idea, case in point. This is also true for the special ones that are saying that just because the child is gone it's a free pass to have sex anywhere. Again, as a parent you should never assume. Keep the shit in the bedroom. This seems like a case of a woman thinking with her ****** instead of her head. She needs to grow up.

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