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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States
By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01
By chelsea - 07/03/2011 22:23
By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States
By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom
By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan
By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork
By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00
By morethanablondemoment - 28/08/2015 04:40 - United States - Redding
By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States
@#19 it's only a FML if the tick attached its self to her eyelid. since she didn't say anything about feeling it bite her (you can feel it, expecially if it is on your eye) it was just crawling around. YDI. What have you been doing to get a tick on your face?
#31 that made me laugh. OP, FYL! Ticks are gross; just the word makes me cringe.
bleh i hope you got rid of it
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? How--wha--ugh, I--Oh, god. That's horrible. It was just like, "herro derr," and latched onto you and then---AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
on the bright side it probably made your eyelashes look thicker.
it really depends what happened next...this isn't an FML if you just flicked it off (I would imagine it would be somewhat difficult for a tick to latch onto your eyelashes...?)
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Where have you been sticking your head?
Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.