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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Where have you been sticking your head?

TurtleGenius 0

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

Comments

@#19 it's only a FML if the tick attached its self to her eyelid. since she didn't say anything about feeling it bite her (you can feel it, expecially if it is on your eye) it was just crawling around. YDI. What have you been doing to get a tick on your face?

#31 that made me laugh. OP, FYL! Ticks are gross; just the word makes me cringe.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? How--wha--ugh, I--Oh, god. That's horrible. It was just like, "herro derr," and latched onto you and then---AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

sublime93 0

Imagine it biting your eyeball ewwwwwww

on the bright side it probably made your eyelashes look thicker.

it really depends what happened next...this isn't an FML if you just flicked it off (I would imagine it would be somewhat difficult for a tick to latch onto your eyelashes...?)

nekram3 0

hey it could be a bedbug they look just like ticks, so if your in an apt or something watch out!! then youd really wanna FML

organismal 0

i hope you didn't just pull it out of your eyelid. when you just pull them out their heads sometimes get stuck under your skin. you have to suffocate them with something like vaseline or whatever to make them let go of your skin first

wesaysummer 0

gahh. i'm going to be afraid to go to sleep tonight. ******* ticks.