Nice guy

By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 654
You deserved it 45 235

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Angelice_fml 0

Ouch, I'm really sorry. ): People take things too far these days.

drawmesunshine 17

Perhaps the male employees felt left out. Maybe at your next job, you should compliment their looks and offer them foot rubs, too. Think of this as a learning experience.

Comments

Stop being a gentleman. If women want to be treated as your equal, then don't treat them like a woman

Yeah..I'm gonna go with #162 on this one...You sounded more like a creeper than a gentleman in the workplace. So, that was a YDI on your part. Even if it was a joke, you shouldn't be screwing around in their foot problems and telling them how they feel whenever they're down and tired. :|

sixspades 0

Yes Girls are scared to talk to me cuz I am super scary I try to help them out if they feel bad And then I'm flirting and trying to get in their pants D; My female friends who know me all say I'm like a big Teddy bear ^.^

That's why I am the office ninja. I sneak in, do my work (or do ninja meditation, which is NOT SLEEPING), then sneak out. If nobody notices me, I accomplished my mission. Sadly, being friendly and talking to coworkers often gets you in trouble. So I refrain.

justanotherbird 19

Ugh, you sound like the office creeper at my job. His comments are "innocent" enough, but he makes them to all the women and they come off super creepy. We think he is just trying to be nice, like you said you were, but it still comes off as really weird.

theonlysweetpea 10

People trip too damn much! Those hoes need to get over themselves...

Well, did you make direct eye contact every time you offered compliments and foot massages or did you look away??? It's all in how you offered your services and compliments.

better to be known as a prick than have a sexual harassment charge so from now on tell thwm to go **** themselves whenever the bitches complain

If you're ugly, it's sexual harassment.