Work, Awkward and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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Leech

By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 07:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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Angelice_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:21

Ouch, I'm really sorry. ): People take things too far these days.

drawmesunshine 17

Monday 5 December 2011 16:23

Perhaps the male employees felt left out. Maybe at your next job, you should compliment their looks and offer them foot rubs, too. Think of this as a learning experience.

Comments

telonthemove 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:40

That could be a bit creepy. Sorry dude.

purple91 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:58

You think you're a nice guy, everyone else thinks you're a creep.

Goldenjet87 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:21

don't offer people foot rubs or that will make me a saaad panda "sexual harassment panda"

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:24

Not acceptable behavior in the workplace, YDI.

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:26

I got fired for something vaguely similar once, but that was many years ago before I learned proper workplace conduct

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:31

BTW the founder of that company had done prison time for fraud, but somehow that was acceptable.

xparkourx 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:48

Dude that's bollocks I would have given your boss a better reason to fire you after you had broken a mop handle off in his ass

lilpowers 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:30

You get in trouble for being bad. Now it's the other way around. You just can't live in this ******* world without being the nerdy loner. Even then you still can't win.

GoArmy6624 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:09

Everything is sexual harassment these days. You can't even say hello without someone screaming rape. You need to YouTube: dethklok sexual harassment video