Work, Awkward and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 07:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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Angelice_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:21

Ouch, I'm really sorry. ): People take things too far these days.

drawmesunshine 17

Monday 5 December 2011 16:23

Perhaps the male employees felt left out. Maybe at your next job, you should compliment their looks and offer them foot rubs, too. Think of this as a learning experience.

Comments

axel720 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:06

I can't believe how many people said you deserve it. Sad.

inetknght 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:18

FYL. I would also offer a massage. And if she accepted, that's cool, I'd actually give her a massage. It's not an intimate thing to me. It's a kind thing to do. I also very frequently compliment the women at my work, even the ones I "barely" know. Who doesn't like to be complimented, anyways? Seriously, all you haters out there, quit hatin'!

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:40

Shoot someone offered me that I'd let them ;)

footslave 0

Monday 16 April 2012 17:21

Wanna foot massage from someone who knows how to do it right?? ;-))

htb2050 11

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:09

This is the plot in a lot of pron movies.

Eenonymous 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:00

Yeah sorry, the foot massage thing creeps me out.

drmountaindeww 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:58

The last time i checked, there is a big difference between flirting and harassing...

uy_fml 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:27

People are too sensitive.

BuckNekkid 22

Tuesday 6 December 2011 16:40

wow...pervert....lol

bjbthe1 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:12

How is what you said on anyway a compliment? You basically said "finally you don't look like shit for once." you just insulted her looks as much as you could. How would you take someone saying to you, "wow, you almost look decent for once?"