Miscellaneous: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Michaelichael - 28/03/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood, when a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken Spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. I'm a hispanic guy. FML

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You deserved it 11 711

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 148

You deserved it 7 988

By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 097

You deserved it 4 177

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 780

You deserved it 55 524

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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You deserved it 83 052

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 974

You deserved it 3 346

By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 589

You deserved it 30 381

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 868

You deserved it 7 071

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 551

You deserved it 4 209

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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You deserved it 125 395

By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 346

You deserved it 1 561

corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

Comments

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:22

That's mean! I would have said "Only if you pay me a lot of money." and gone inside to show her that this was your house and that you spoke English.

Mortal_Light 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:23

#10 ftw

karnoff 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:23

dude, do you just mow or do you deal with all aspects of landscaping?

Golden_fml 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:24

#10 HAHAH

npk1112 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:26

#11....no, you're just an ignorant racist. I'll bet you were praying for McCain to win back in November and "can't wait for Obama to fail" too. I hope your trailer gets repo'd Sorry to here that dude. haha..i like number 10's idea!

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:26

Racial profiling is just stupid.

gradschoolwoes 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

this is an old joke: http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/gardener.asp

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:30

Wow, I hate racist people like that. Just cuase a black person wearing a baseball cap is walking around at night doesn't mean hes going to mug someone. Just cause a hispanic is mowing a lawn doesn't make him someones manservant why is it people feel safer around white people? Why are they considered more civilized? They tried to conquer the world, enslaving hundreds of thosuands, killing millions. (Not just white people, but mostly white nations such as England) Not saying they are all bad, but historically it just doesn't make sense