Miscellaneous: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Michaelichael - 28/03/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood, when a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken Spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. I'm a hispanic guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 148 510

You deserved it 11 711

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 148

You deserved it 7 988

By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 097

You deserved it 4 177

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 780

You deserved it 55 524

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 612

You deserved it 83 052

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 974

You deserved it 3 346

By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 589

You deserved it 30 381

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 868

You deserved it 7 071

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 551

You deserved it 4 209

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 862

You deserved it 125 395

By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 346

You deserved it 1 561

corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

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baldivio 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:43

of course it is racist .... and dude ... help the lady and later tell her that you are the new neighbor ...

effthis 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:45

racist *****

the_truth1012 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:50

it`s racist ; to just assume that hispanic man can`t possibly afford that house because he is hispanic and must therefore be working there is ignorant and racist as hell . wtf is with the people who clicked you deserved that; Urgh stupid bastards . Have a big house warming party invite all your family and give the stupid bitch a heart attack . I completely agree with MukyDaCookie !

imaballer18 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:51

wow, i totally agree with number eleven. but no, im not racsit. but **** you number six, i bet you're the one living in a trailer.

Ender_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:52

I don't see why you all automatically assume that this woman is a racist. Maybe she really needed her lawn mowed. On top of that she was actually trying to speak spanish to the OP. If she was truly racist then she would have asked in slow english (like someone mentioned before). All of you are the racists for automatically hating this white woman in a Cadillac because she was trying to get her lawn mowed.

APit 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:57

wow #11 seriously?

spoonboy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:00

#11, you're an idiot.

marz88 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:01

Give her a dirty Sanchez, that will teach her to be disrespectful to Latinos plus you have the added bonus that is called a dirty Sanchez

meliese 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:02

really #4?? WTF? you're an ass wipe She shouldn't of gone up to him like that in the first place. and #27 If she wasn't racist then she would've assumed that he owned the house no? Treated him as an equal? Spoken actual english to him? Not automatically assuming that lawn mowing is his profession.