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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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By 20 - 31/12/2009 00:28 - Australia

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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scarlett361 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:20

i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

peaceout314 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:21

I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

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nzl_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 21:46

aw shucks... some fine "friends" you have there. time to get some new ones!

hvitfeldtska 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:06

THANK YOU for making a good point...

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:07

Well that sucks. I hope you confronted them. New friends grow on trees. And don't bury yourself in self loathing, do whatever you can so this kind of thing never happens again, out of spite.

janise 2

Friday 6 November 2009 22:12

I'm just curious how many men were turned away by that bouncer because they are too fat.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:23

Regardless of whether or not it' her fault if she's fat, and regardless of whether or not she should or should not do something about it...... HER FRIENDS SUCK HARD. D: What a bunch of total A-holes.

Kelishas 9

Friday 6 November 2009 22:35

I agree with #95 it doesn't really matter about being fat or not, what a rubbish group of friends. They didn't try and stand up for the OP? They just abandoned her? What a jerk thing to do..

IMB916 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:40

I advise you never to speak these bitchyass friends again. You can join my group of friends, we would have eaten that bouncer alive.

NotNegativeNews 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:59

I'm annoyed by people saying above 'how is it not her fault?'... Some guys/bouncers think quite normal weight girls are 'fat chicks' just because they don't have absolutely no wobbly or not flat and toned places. Yet they're still totally normal and are not 'overweight'. I'm actually shocked that bouncers are still allowed to turn people away for stuff like that. Horrible.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:02

#87, when did it become popular to "discriminate" against fat people? improper use of vocab there. now if she was black or asian, and they didn't let her in because of her skin, that would be discriminitory. but being fat? that's not "discrimination" that called not letting someone in cause their disgusting to look at, or otherwise known as being ******* fat. so STFU or learn your language right.