Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: No good

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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You deserved it 8 033

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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You deserved it 7 616

A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 418

You deserved it 11 365

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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You deserved it 9 621

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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You deserved it 17 261

By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 10 559

By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 6 009

By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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You deserved it 6 739

Sea_shelle 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:35

Likes it a little bit too rough?

agirls_heart 5

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:36

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

Comments

BeeQueenbee60 4

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:19

The girlfriend sounds as if she's had a LOT of experience. Dump her and move on.

holymackeral 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:22

If she sucked you off first, youda lasted longer on the second shot. Its all her fault for being so selfish

Became_fml 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:24

One word: bitch

darkmis1 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:30

They always say the first time sucks.

arees4 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:33

it sounds like she wasn't ready for it and only agreeing to have sex if you made it good! you should give her some space!

blackrose3033 4

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:44

Its okay, my first time lasted five minutes.

crzyknt 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:47

Shouldve went all S&M on her ass

jw90 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:55

Talk about high expectations. Good lord.

Snowbunnnny159 4

Sunday 29 September 2013 5:00

wtfff!? put that b**** in placccce! You're not going to get anywhere in life letting girls scare you like that.

threer 30

Monday 30 September 2013 7:09

Mmmmm... What? You sound ******* dumb. He shouldn't let PEOPLE scare him. Not just girls.

poncho55 40

Sunday 29 September 2013 5:06

Aw, I'm sorry bud. If she doesn't appreciate the intimacy between you when you're trying, then she doesn't deserve you. It sounds like she obviously doesn't care about your feelings and thoughts.