No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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agirls_heart 5

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

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olpally 32

She's asking way too much from you. Wow. What a bitch :(

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sammyjanette 17

It definitely wasn't worded properly. Actually it was worded very rudely, but making sex good for your partner is NOT asking too much. If you can't bring your partner to a "conclusion" with penetration you can use your hand or mouth.

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sammyjanette 17

I'm pretty sure that I stated that the girlfriend was rude.

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FMLkoala 28

I usually don't like people saying this buuut Dump her

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allie2590 31

Unlike for most FMLs, it's justified here.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Somebody like that should not be your girlfriend.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Somebody like that shouldn't be anyone's girlfriend.

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BriCx 8

Sorry your first time had to be like that. There's always a first time with someone else though. :) Someone who actually deserves you.

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Dropoutkilla 5

Haha it was your first time op dont trip. little trick jerk it before you go in to get in you wont bust so quick.

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DrownedMyFish 18

That tip wouldn't help in this situation. OP's problem is not premature ejaculation. He couldn't keep it up because of his girlfriend's death glares.

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rememberkids 14

**** I wouldn't be able to keep it up either if I was in OP's situation.

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shy_and_bubbly 6

Wow I hope you made her your ex girlfriend no one should put up with that!

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rosha267 21

Damn I thought I was crazy...

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zombiekitten87 12

Instead of being appreciative that you chose to lose your virginity to her, she decided to berate and harass you... You'd think she'd be pleased she didn't have to worry about all the others you would have been with before her.

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jayray313 21

I'm sorry that she didn't make it as fun for you as she expected it to be for her

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