No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 444
You deserved it 8 033

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

Comments

caligirllife 11

Sorry about that dude. Girls should know that the first time isn't very good for anyone and should've let you do your thing and enjoy it

Should have dumped her. Bitch doesn't understand what is and what isn't important.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Time for you to move on to a woman that'll be worth your time.

Now you can lose it to someone who actually cares about you!

I'll be a devil's advocate, rather than jump to the "you should dump her" response. Was it her first time too? Her girlfriends probably bitched about how awful their first time was & freaked her out. Of course, it isn't a dude's fault for an awful first time, ESPECIALLY if he's a virgin too. Every girl dreams of an amazing first time without realizing the reality of the situation. Should have talked to her about it first before jumping into it to see why she was so worked up about having a rotten time. If her issue was you coming too soon or not giving her an ****** or whatever, talk about it! A lot of the time, the issue can be rectified, such as giving her extra attention before/after to ensure she enjoys herself too. Communication is key! If she's not a virgin, dump the bitch. She's not worth your time if she doesn't want to make an effort to make YOUR first time special for you!

Dusty_Busters 15

It's not your fault man, she's crazy.

Waste of 30 seconds. You can do a lot of better things in 30 seconds.