Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: No good

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Sea_shelle 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:35

Likes it a little bit too rough?

agirls_heart 5

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:36

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

Comments

martin8337 35

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:58

Dump her. The next go around with a new girl will be much better.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:00

I'm sorry that she was so horrible OP. A first time should be special because, well, you kind of remember it forever.

Ashley868 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:01

Time for a new girlfriend. She sounds psycho. She'd probably be the violent type in a fight.

zoegirl_455 30

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:02

How would she enjoy it also if she was too busy giving you death glares? That girl doesn't make sense...

kumarina 35

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:03

Noneone first time is great, sweet maybe, but not great, she really have to understand that,

redwaygirl 5

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:05

BATS?

UnluckyLolfire 15

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:06

If your girlfriend is going to be abusive like that, then you are better off finding a new one.

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:08

Find someone else to lose your v-card to.

pensacolalady 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:11

Wow!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:14

Okay understanding you're a virgin and may not know any better but. . . What happened to foreplay? You could have kissed and touched etc... for hours and then your 30 seconds of sticking it in wouldn't have mattered as much. Learn and learn fast!