No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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agirls_heart 5

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Don't feel too bad. Very few people have a good first time.

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Ziggy122 15

Don't lose your v-card to an abusive bitch. Dump her.

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jrock9093 18

Don't lie and say you went limp, you only lasted 30 seconds! Don't feel ashamed of it because it's that way for most guys there first time from the years of self practice in the future you'll be more experienced and you'll do much better bud

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every1luvsboners 11

There, their, they're, what's the difference you ask; absolutely nothing. Keep doing gods work. Look up the word narcissistic when you get a minute, then read your moronic profile.

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threer 30

Burn from a man with the name 'every1luvsboners'. Proud of yourself, Mister Narcissus? I think not.

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janiiine 5

She sounds either very nervous or psycho.

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Aussieinusa 5

People like that are fuckwits! They think everyone should be as experienced as they are. Everything takes time and practice, no matter what it is

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Azrael9 11

dtmfb! It was your first time and she should have been understanding.

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sunnyray812 42

Don't lose it to her if she's going to be that way. It's your first time. It needs to be special for YOU.

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tazmanmike2013 17

If you have to use the word "boner" you're probably too young for sex. FYL though, that sounds like a really shitty position you were in.

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squideth 18

I'm ******* 24 and I use the word "boner". It's a perfectly good word.

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