No one disturbs the masters

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
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Koalax3 18

I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

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booze_n_bitches 37

"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

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puppies4life 10

well either way he got some puss on his lap!

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Model_Type_Chick 6

Either he's lying or a cat lover. But I bet he is lying....

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karcummings 19

if he doesn't want to wake his sleeping feline chances are he won't wake you if you sleep on his lap.

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fmlsams 27

Send me this man's number. I'll marry him.

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thenielsens 12

You might of just dodged a gay bullet there. Find someone who knows how to manage their priorities lol.

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happypenguins 24

That is a very legit reason don't worry

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